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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

alisonshendrixs:

an important piece of advice for future parents:

  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • just don’t even comment on it
  • your kid is well aware of their weight
  • just don’t do it

(Source: imdonebye)

mekaylabutler:

That one part of “Carrying the Banner” that we all try to sing but can’t. You know which part.

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

anxius:

if you don’t recognize trans women as real women and trans men as real men get the fuck away from me

elphabaoftheopera:

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

same